In this hilariously enlightening episode, Dan lays down The 10 Rules of Day Drinking, a guide to mastering the fine art of daytime debauchery without completely ruining your afternoon (or your life). From choosing the right setting (“sunlight forgives”) to knowing when to stop giving drunken TED Talks about friendship, Dan walks listeners through the unspoken commandments of responsible irresponsibility. Along the way, expect sharp wit, real-world wisdom, and a few stories from the trenches that prove Dan has done the research, so you don’t have to.

Perfect for brunch warriors, beach bar philosophers, and anyone who’s ever justified a noon beer as “hydration.” Grab a Bloody Mary, find a patch of sun, and prepare to be converted.

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